I am bored, wanna play?

I am a Princess

Haha, I gives birz to a pink bear!

I says no Paparrazi or I will killz you later.

I says no Paparrazi!  Wad does u not understand!

Don’t Mezz wid me today.  I has a bad hair day.

I Has a Furry Brother…

I Eatz Vanilla Wafer and Milk today, don’t get joulous.

Do you Like My Outfit Today?

I is Arabian Baby!